Monday, May 19, 2014

EVOLUTION OF FASHION ( OR IS IT? )

When the early humans arrived, fashion was put aside and killing, hunting, mating were the three laws that governed human minds. Well yeah, i am going way back in time, about millions of years ago. Soon, afterwards fashion grew in stature and we are in a world full of glamour... or are we?

Lets look at the Chronological order of fashion sense :p

First of all say hello to the earliest of our kind

The First Humans as they call it, Uncivilized as some others might call it, demonstrated that nudity ain't no big thing brother........

........Until they had an erection. well, its not that they didn't have erections before but now they must have figured out why erections are caused... so? why hide it? Well, you don't want your partner to literally see your bazuka standing up for "wrong" person do u? :p


 

Now that the early humans started wearing outfits, this continued for generations and generations and people Highly rated fashion in their day to day lives. Throughout the centuries , the size of the dress grew bigger and bigger and the necessity to cover every single part of their bodies grew stronger and stronger. That was until the 1600's until Queen Elizabeth I's dress made her look like a giant balloon, people were forced to reduce the breadth of the clothes (as you can clearly see from the image below)



And the men, wore fur-lined robes , hanging sleeves , slashed doublet , hoses, Livery collars. The most fashionable ones looked like this 





Some made a total fool out of themselves though 

Seriously green, my lord?

Now coming to the late 20th and the 21st century ,Advancements in fashion made us all look sexy but Covering our bodies have taken a downward spiral 

and women have started wearing similar outfits like the men




Unlike some 

                         



and how will a guy look in women's wear 

    


.........Seriously Highlanders, Why? Why? Oh why? 

Let me now show u, what fashion is now...

Yes , At this point in time , when it comes to clothing, it is indirectly proportional to the amount of body u can reveal. The trend is to reveal as much as you can, so underwears, bras, thongs and bikinis will proliferate and the rest of the outfits will soon go extinct much like the Aam Aadmi party

The way things are going, Soon men and women alike will wear these outfits to offices, schools.. oh hey and i can not imagine how wive's will keep their husbands in check with maids in their houses, Thank you so much globalisation ( and global warming)

Just a glance at the future



Its funny how evolution of fashion is slowly turning out to be devolution of fashion, no wonder they say Life is a full circle :)
And if the Devolution from the Underwear era really happens, you know what's coming next


So, Are we going back in time ? 





  




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